[PRE-ORDER] This Is Why We Don't Date Serial Killers, L.M. Gilmore [Pub Date: Jan 26, 2027]
[PRE-ORDER] This Is Why We Don't Date Serial Killers, L.M. Gilmore [Pub Date: Jan 26, 2027]
When your soulmate’s a serial killer, true love gives 'touch her and die' a whole new meaning—but all the red flags in the world won’t stop Roxie from being with the man of her dreams in this delightfully twisted dark romcom.
After narrowly escaping death at the hands of a serial killer, Roxie wants one thing and one thing only: her rescuer’s phone number. Too bad he disappears into the night, determined to return to his solitary life of hunting down the men who give serial killing a bad name.
The last thing Maximilian Ruscombe wants is to be saddled with an unhinged stalker who’s determined to make him out to be some kind of hero. But when Roxie puts herself in the direct path of another serial killer in order to draw him out, he has no choice but to kidnap her and take her in hand.
Only instead of showing fear at her captivity, Roxie kind of likes it. In fact, she’s never had a hotter experience in her life. She’ll stop at nothing to enjoy it again and again…even if it means convincing Max to let her be used as bait to draw out one of the worst criminals Sin City has ever seen.
As the pair of them join forces to catch a killer before time runs out, Max and Roxie discover that dating in the modern world comes with its challenges—especially when one of them is a sociopath and the other just wants her Happily Ever After.
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